Home Office Anti-theft Gimmick

Today's latest in a never ending stream of pointless initiatives from this gravely incompetent and spendthrift government are anti- burglar do it yourself kits from our taxpayer robbing Home Secretary who is this morning appearing in various broadcasting studios boasting of her indispensability even after admitting her shameless and bare-faced monetary fiddling. I have a better Anti-theft plan: An Immediate General Election, where the electors, armed with details and receipts of all their own MP expenses can make their verdicts on these maggots absolutely clear.