Don't rock the boat!

The next generation of Britain's ruling elite learn to pull together on the River Cam. Of course around the bend in both directions lie weirs and locks, so they are going nowhere! As long as they all pull together and stay in unison they are taught nothing else matters. After all only the cox can see what is ahead. Watch them at the locks when they try to change direction and the ridiculousness of their endeavours quickly becomes apparent. With Britain clearly on the rocks, surely NOW a few will speak out at the nation's disgusting mis-governance!