Motorway lights go off - Britain Bankrupt!

Comic Relief - sometimes known as Red Nose Day - in 2009 will be remembered as the day the lights began to be turned off. The M4 and M5 are apparently the first to be hit. The supposed Leader of the Opposition, David Cameron is making a speech - APOLOGISING - for not having noticed the growing economic danger over the past years! Has he even noticed the full horror NOW - Brown and his cabinet haven't! Lights out - sleep tight - rockabye baby. Welcome to lalaland - Red Noses On- Anything for Charity? What Great Britain you mean? I mean, why go to all the cost of installing the lights if you don't turn them on? Duh!