Britains principle security committee meets

COBRA met this afternoon after traces of radioactivity were found in three locations around London all visited by the poisoned Russian spy who died last evening. The British Prime Minister and Defence Secretary were not in attendance, both being at a Scottish Labour Party meeting in Oban Scotland; How very apt! The meeting was instead chaired by the man responsible for England's Home Affairs - the serial self-publicising and ultra-Scottish Dr Reid - he who ran the Defence Department when the dud ammunition mentioned in an earlier post was actually purchased and who oversaw the deployment of our troops in Afghanistan - from where pictures of our marines being mortared in the desert are being shown by Sky News as I type this post.