The Haircut

A joke for a gloomy January day full of bad news!

 

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he  asked about his bill, and the barber replied,  'I cannot accept money From you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was  pleased and left the shop.  When the barber went to open his shop the  next morning.   There was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting  for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his Bill, the barber again replied,
'I cannot accept money from you, I'm  doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a  'thank you' card and a dozen doughnots waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied,  'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The Member of Parliament  was very happy and left the shop.  

The next morning, when the barber  went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free  haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES (DIAPERS) NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE  SAME REASON!