A providential force behind Britain's voters?

Millions of Britons voted on Thursday (other than those disgracefully prevented from so-doing by a final act of negligence and incompetence by the Brown Government) and by what appears as something close to providence (given the wide variety of choices available and the disparate make-up and size of the 650 constituencies) delivered a result that locks the elected parties into a strait-jacket where only one outcome is possible AND even more miraculously the strange magic of the final numbers requires that the nation's salvation can only be delivered by a combination of the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats coming together. The figures were Conservatives 305 - Labour 258 - Liberal Democrats 57 - Others - 29. Given that the total required to govern from Parliament is 326 half the total it is clear only the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats can come together given the make-up of interests in the wide variety of special interests forming the block of Others. No such commonsense or slightest nod to the national interest could prevent the thoroughly obnoxious serial liar, Gordon Brown, whose contact with reality seems ever more infrequent and brief, from reportedly contacting the defeated Ulsterman who remained first minister of the Northern Ireland assembly and offering a large bribe in the form of further continuing funding for the Province at present rates for the coming years. This offer reported on TV by DUP Leader Mr Robinson was made for the vote of the 8 elected Westminster MPs. Welsh Nationalists were reported by the BBC as requiring an additional 300 million pounds a year of funding for their support while the canny SNP leader refused to divulge his demands that would all have to be paid by the English electorate, which by an overwhelming margin had voted by a massive majority to rid themselves of the filth that is the New Labour Government. Further evidence of the total loss of reality that exists within the group that formed Brown's Cabinet came this morning on Radio 4, when Ben Bradshaw re-elected MP for Exeter made the case for Brown's continuing in power. Not content with such nonsense he then went on to claim that his re-election for Exeter represented a triumph for New Labour ideals as now presented by Brown, claiming that under John Major his constituency had been Tory. Being a Devonian I follow politics in that County more closely than elsewhere and am therefore fully aware that the facts indicate otherwise. To win the seat, the gerrymandering New Labour villains ripped the very conservative voters of Topsham ourt of the Exeter Constituency and placed them in the already ultra safe area of East Devon. Why can BBC interviewers not keep themselves appraised of such disgusting antics? No wonder the electorate feel disenfranchised! Thank heavens that they seemed to obtain aid from almost providential forces to contrive this brilliant result.